Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you try your hardest to beat something, like a test or a boss, and you actually do it, even if you're half-dead.

I aced that math test even though I had no sleep.

He passed the interview by memorizing the whole script.

She got through the fire escape without breaking a leg.

2

When a white guy’s face looks like it was carved by a Chinese sculptor because of his stupid grin.

His smile made him look like he was born in Shanghai.

The photo of him laughing was like a meme from the 90s.

His face was so Asian, my cousin called him a fake.

3

When a white dude goes in for a quickie with an Asian girl, like it’s just another Tuesday.

He was just doing his thing in the back of the bus.

He knocked it out in 3 minutes and walked out.

He had a date with a girl who looked like she came from a different planet.

4

The best time to hand your boss cigars, beer, and a lighter, like you’re trying to buy his soul.

He gave the boss a whole box of cigars for passing him up for promotion.

She gave the manager a beer and a zippo like it was a business deal.

He gave the principal a cigar and a lighter, and got a raise.

5

A guy who’s too dumb to use a condom, even when he’s just going for a quick one-night stand.

He had no condom and just went for it.

He didn’t even bring one and said, ‘I’m good.’

He had a one-night stand and didn’t even use a condom.

6

When your junk is all smooth and trimmed, like you just got a full facial for your privates.

He shaved his nuts like he was going to a fancy party.

She trimmed her pubes like it was a spa day.

He had a smooth face down there, like he was ready for a date.

7

When you poop your pants, sometimes on purpose, sometimes because you’re too lazy to use the bathroom.

He pooped his pants during the big meeting.

She had a leak during the dance party.

He had a surprise poop during the lunch break.