occasino

Fresh

0 views · Added 3h ago · 2 definitions

a fancy, lazy way to say Occasion. Like you're too cool to say the real word.

I went to the prom on occasion. I mean, I had to. My crush was there.

He only texts me on occasion. Which is code for 'I don't want to talk to you.'

She only eats pizza on occasion. Which is a lie because I saw her eat three slices last night.

when something happens now and then. Like it's not worth the effort to happen all the time.

I only drink wine on occasion. Which is why I'm drunk right now.

He only calls his mom on occasion. Which is why she's confused and sad.

I only post on social media on occasion. Which is why I have 12 followers.