occasimpressive

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When you pull off something awesome, but only when you feel like it and nobody is looking

I did a backflip in the mall today. Nobody saw it. It was occasimpressive.

He passed the test without studying. It was occasimpressive.

She yelled at the boss and walked out. Nobody noticed. Occasimpressive.

You do something epic, but only when it suits you and nobody is paying attention

I made a cake in 10 minutes. Nobody knew. Occasimpressive.

He showed up late, but still got praised. Occasimpressive.

She did a karate chop on the vending machine. Nobody saw it. Occasimpressive.

You do something amazing, but only when you feel like it and nobody is watching

I ate a whole pizza in 5 minutes. Nobody saw it. Occasimpressive.

He solved the problem without even thinking. Occasimpressive.

She screamed in the library. Nobody heard. Occasimpressive.

You do something super awesome, but only when you feel like it and no one’s watching

I ran a mile in 5 minutes. No one knew. Occasimpressive.

He texted the teacher and got away with it. Occasimpressive.

She did a dance in the middle of the classroom. No one saw. Occasimpressive.

You do something totally awesome, but only sometimes and nobody is watching

I ate three burgers in one sitting. No one saw it. Occasimpressive.

He passed the test with a 100. No one knew. Occasimpressive.

She did a perfect cartwheel in the hallway. No one saw. Occasimpressive.