Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the worst thing that could go wrong is the one thing that definitely goes wrong.

You’re late for work and your car breaks down on the bridge.

Your pizza arrives cold and soggy, and it’s the last slice.

You tell your mom you’re going to be a doctor, and then you fail algebra.

2

The universe hates you and picks the most annoying option every time.

You’re waiting for the train and it decides to be late for no reason.

You get the one seat on the bus that’s right next to a smelly guy.

You spill your coffee on your shirt right before a big meeting.

3

It’s like the universe is laughing at you and choosing the worst possible thing.

You finally get a promotion, and your boss gives you the worst project.

You win the lottery, and then your dog eats your ticket.

You get a new phone, and it breaks the first day you use it.

4

Whenever something goes wrong, it’s the most inconvenient way possible.

Your flight is delayed, and then the gate changes three times.

You get stuck in traffic, and your car starts to smoke.

You’re about to go on a date, and your dog escapes and eats your shoes.

5

The universe picks the most painful option just to mess with you.

Your phone dies, and you’re stuck on a subway with no signal.

You get a flat tire, and it’s the one you never use.

You’re about to pass a test, and your pencil breaks.

6

It’s like the world is out to get you and it’s doing its best job.

You’re about to win the game, and you drop the ball.

You’re about to eat your favorite food, and your dog jumps on the table.

You’re about to get a good grade, and you forget your homework.