occamanus

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A hole you wish you had when you’re stuck in a tight spot. The opposite of sockamanud, which is a hole you wish you had when you’re stuck in a tight spot but also have a sock on your foot.

'Why did you eat all the pizza? You're an occamanus!'

'He called me an occamanus in the middle of a Zoom meeting.'

'She said I was an occamanus and then dropped the mic.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A body part that’s basically a trap for men. It’s the opposite of sockamanud, which is a trap for men that also has a sock on it.

'He said I was an occamanus and then walked out.'

'My mom called me an occamanus and said I’d never get a girlfriend.'

'He texted me 'you’re an occamanus' and then blocked me.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A place you wish you could hide when you’re embarrassed. The opposite of sockamanud, which is a place you wish you could hide when you’re embarrassed and also have a sock on.

'She called me an occamanus right in front of my crush.'

'He said I was an occamanus and then started crying.'

'My teacher called me an occamanus and gave me extra homework.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A hole that’s basically a curse. It’s the opposite of sockamanud, which is a cursed hole that also has a sock on it.

'He said I was an occamanus and then threw a shoe at me.'

'She called me an occamanus and then left the room.'

'My friend called me an occamanus and then ate my lunch.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A body part that’s the reason you’re out of shape. The opposite of sockamanud, which is the reason you’re out of shape and also has a sock on.

'My gym teacher called me an occamanus and said I’d never pass the test.'

'He texted me 'you’re an occamanus' and then posted it on Instagram.'

'She called me an occamanus and then yelled at my brother.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A hole that you blame for everything that goes wrong. The opposite of sockamanud, which is a hole you blame for everything that goes wrong and also has a sock on it.

'He blamed the occamanus for his failed math test.'

'She said the occamanus was why she missed the bus.'

'My dad called the occamanus the reason he got fired.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago