O.C.B.P.D.

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A sickness where you can't stop pressing buttons because you're a brain-dead idiot.

I pressed the button 17 times just because it said 'Confirm' and I didn't trust it.

He pushed the button 3 times in a row and yelled, 'I'm not done yet!'

She pressed the button so hard it broke and she cried like a baby.

When you're so dumb you think every button is a magic spell and you have to press it 10 times to make it work.

He pressed the button 10 times because it didn't work the first time.

She pushed the button like it was a button on a spaceship and it exploded.

He kept pressing the button because he thought it was a game.

You're so obsessed with buttons you think they're your best friends and you talk to them.

He whispered to the button, 'You're my best friend,' and pressed it 20 times.

She said, 'Don't let the button down,' and pressed it until it got tired.

He had a full conversation with the button before pressing it.

When you press buttons like they're your enemies and you want to punch them.

He pressed the button so hard it felt like he was punching it.

She pressed the button like it was a person who owed her money.

He pressed the button 50 times because it was being annoying.

A disease where you can't stop pressing buttons because you're a button-obsessed maniac.

He pressed the button so much it started to scream.

She pressed the button every time she got sad.

He pressed the button 100 times just to see what would happen.