OCBP

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The Ocean City Beach Patrol is a group of super-fit lifeguards who save lives and steal the spotlight from Senior Week guys. They're so good, they can scan the ocean while dreaming.
OCBP guard saves a kid from a rip current and then flexes for the whole beach.
A guard falls asleep on duty but still catches a swimmer in trouble.
A guard scans the ocean so fast, he spots a wave before it hits the shore.
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OCBP guards are like superheroes who patrol the beach and make sure no one gets eaten by the ocean. They come from all over, even some places you’ve never heard of.
A guard from Canada saves a kid from a wave and then laughs at the guy from Salisbury.
A guard from the U. S. S. R. takes down a massive surf day like it’s nothing.
A guard from Indiana University of Pennsylvania beats a guy from Sea Colony in a flag semaphore race.
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These guards work from 10 AM to 5:30 PM, standing on the beach and saving people from drowning or getting too drunk. They don’t take a break, even when they’re tired.
A guard works 10 to 5:30 and still has the energy to run after a kid who got too far out.
A guard stands on the beach for 8 hours and still manages to save a family from a rip current.
A guard works two blocks apart and still has time to flirt with Senior Week girls.
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OCBP guards don’t just save lives. They also risk their own, diving into the ocean to pull people out who probably shouldn’t be in the water.
A guard dives into the ocean to save a drunk teen who got stuck in the impact zone.
A guard risks his life to pull a family out of a giant rip current.
A guard gets tackled by a wave and still manages to save a kid.
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The OCBP guards are like the Navy but with flags. They use semaphore to send messages, and they do it faster than you ever will.
A guard sends a message to another guard using semaphore while riding a wave.
Two guards use semaphore to warn each other about a big surf day.
A guard sends a message so fast, he beats the guy from Sea Colony.
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Guards get sandwiches, cookies, and juice boxes from grateful beachgoers. They probably deserve it after saving your life.
A guard gets a sandwich from a kid who he saved from a rip current.
A guard gets cookies from a family who he pulled out of the ocean.
A guard gets a juice box from a Senior Week girl who he flirted with.
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