Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny kid who thinks he's a superhero because he stops his hot mom from making out with her man. He’s like a cock-blocker with a crayon mustache.

My 7-year-old brother just walked in and said, 'I am OCB.'

He ran in and yelled, 'No kissing!'

He pulled the man's hair and screamed, 'I block the cock!'

2

An old guy who’s been blocked too many times. He's like a cock-blocker who's been blocked by life.

'I'm OCB now. I'm too old to be blocked.'

He said, 'I’m not blocking no cock. I'm just old.'

He sighed and said, 'I’m too old for this.'

3

The best rolling papers ever. They’re like the sexiest paper you’ve ever seen. And the glue? It’s like it’s trying to kiss you.

'I roll with OCB. It’s the paper of gods.'

She said, 'That glue is magical.'

He said, 'I roll with OCB. It’s the best.'

4

The best French rolling paper you can find. It's the kind of paper that makes you want to roll with a Frenchman.

'That paper is from France. It's the best.'

He said, 'That’s the paper I roll with.'

She said, 'I found the best paper in France.'

5

The cheapest buffet you’ve ever seen. It's like eating with a broke person who thinks they’re rich.

'I went to OCB. It's like a restaurant with no money.'

He said, 'I eat there because it's cheap.'

She said, 'That buffet is the worst.'

6

A woman who's obsessed with getting her way. She’s like a kid who won’t stop crying until she gets a cookie.

'She’s an OCB. She won’t stop until she gets her way.'

He said, 'She’s like a kid with no cookies.'

She screamed, 'I want my way or I cry!'

7

A woman who's totally crazy. She’s like a kid who thinks she’s a superhero and nobody believes her.

'She’s One Crazy Bitch. She thinks she’s a superhero.'

He said, 'She’s like a kid with a crayon.'

She screamed, 'I’m the One Crazy Bitch!'