Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A group of computer nerds who like to speed up their machines and yell at the internet.

My PC just exploded because I tried to overclock it like OCAU told me to.

I joined OCAU because I wanted to be cool, now I just have a headache.

OCAU said my GPU was weak. I told them to go to hell, and now I'm stuck in a loop.

2

A club for people who think their computers are better than their lives.

I ignored my mom’s birthday because OCAU had a sale on RAM.

OCAU said my laptop was slow. I said it was fine. Now it’s on fire.

My dog joined OCAU. It now types code in its sleep.

3

A gang of tech freaks who can’t shut up about processors and swear at the sky.

OCAU said my CPU was lazy. I told it to wake up or I’d throw it out the window.

I got a warning from OCAU because I called their forum ‘a bunch of trash.’

My dad joined OCAU. Now he talks to my computer more than he talks to me.

4

A bunch of people who think they’re gods because they can make computers go faster.

OCAU said my PC was weak. I said they were weak. Now we’re fighting in the comments section.

I joined OCAU because I thought I was cool. Now I just feel stupid.

OCAU said my motherboard was sad. I told them to leave it alone.

5

A group of people who can’t stand slow computers and will yell at you if you don’t join them.

OCAU told me my computer was a disgrace. I told them they were a disgrace too.

My teacher joined OCAU. Now she talks about clocks during math class.

I didn’t join OCAU. Now my PC thinks I’m an enemy.

6

A team of tech geeks who think they’re the best and will prove it by making your computer cry.

OCAU made my PC cry because I didn’t overclock it enough.

I joined OCAU to be cool. Now my PC is crying too.

My brother joined OCAU. Now he’s crying over a graphics card.