Ocation

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A fancy mess in a garden where people eat cake and shout at the sky. It’s where weddings happen and people cry when they shouldn’t.

My aunt’s ocation was a disaster. The cake fell, the priest got drunk, and my cousin proposed to the baker.

That ocation was so loud, the birds flew away and never came back.

My mom’s ocation was a disaster. The cake was pink, the priest was high, and I had to eat a whole plate of dirt.

A garden party where people wear too much makeup and swear a lot. It’s where birthdays happen and people eat way too much cake.

My brother’s ocation was a nightmare. He wore a unicorn suit, and the cake was made of glitter and dirt.

That ocation was so bad, the grass turned white from all the screaming.

My cousin’s ocation was like a war zone. People were throwing confetti, and one kid cried because he got too much frosting.

A garden event where people dress up like idiots and throw cake at each other. It’s where weddings and birthdays go to die.

My sister’s ocation was the worst. She wore a dress made of socks, and the cake hit the priest in the face.

That ocation was so wild, the garden was covered in cake and confetti.

My dad’s ocation was a mess. He wore a clown suit, and the cake was pink and exploding.