Ocasha

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A guy who thinks being straight is a superpower and uses it to brag.

'I don’t need no fancy dating apps. I’m an Ocasha, baby.'

'He flexed his Ocasha status like it was a trophy.'

'She said he was an Ocasha, and he took it as a compliment.'

A man who’s too proud to admit he’s not gay and acts like everyone else is wrong.

'Why would I be gay when I’m an Ocasha? That’s just plain silly.'

'He called me an Ocasha and then walked away like I’d insulted him.'

'She said he was an Ocasha, and he started a fight in the middle of the mall.'

A guy who thinks being straight is the only way to be cool and laughs at everyone else.

'I’m the king of the Ocasha crew. No one else can beat me.'

'He laughed at my gay friend and called him an Ocasha.'

'At the party, he said, ‘I’m not gay, I’m an Ocasha, and that’s a whole different level.’'

A man who’s too busy being straight to notice anyone else’s business.

'He’s an Ocasha, so he doesn’t care if I’m dating my best friend.'

'She said he was an Ocasha, and he just kept eating his burger.'

'He walked into the room and said, ‘I’m an Ocasha, so I don’t need to talk to you.’'

A guy who’s so straight, he thinks being gay is a joke and laughs it off.

'He said, ‘I’m an Ocasha, and I don’t need to worry about this gay stuff.’'

'She called him an Ocasha, and he laughed and said, ‘You’re just jealous.’'

'He said he was an Ocasha, and then he told a joke about being straight.'

A man who’s too proud of his straightness to be friends with anyone who isn’t.

'He won’t be my friend because I’m not an Ocasha.'

'She said he was an Ocasha, and he said, ‘That’s not a compliment, that’s a curse.’'

'He turned down my friend request because I’m not an Ocasha.'