ocarsmithers

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The gross goo that clings to the inside of your left shoe like it's your new best friend.

My left shoe smells like a dead frog and a rotten sandwich.

I found a greenish yellow blob in my shoe and I'm not sorry.

My left shoe is now a pet. It's got a name. It's called 'Goober.'

That slimy yellow mess you find in your shoe when you’re too lazy to clean it.

My shoe is a prison for goo. It won’t let me out.

I stepped in my shoe and it felt like stepping in a swamp.

That goo is my nemesis. It lives to ruin my day.

The smelly yellow stuff in your shoe that looks like it came from a toilet.

I think my shoe took a dump. It’s got a goo problem.

My shoe is greenish yellow and it’s judging me.

I opened my shoe and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.