ocano

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The size of a cock so big it makes your brain go blank
My cousin’s cock is an ocano. I literally couldn’t think straight after seeing it.
At the party, the guy walked in and everyone said, 'That’s an ocano.' I just screamed and ran.
My mom told me I’d get an ocano if I didn’t stop talking trash about my brother.
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A cock so big it could be a new kind of natural disaster
That guy’s cock is an ocano. I swear it could cause a tsunami.
The teacher told us to stop laughing because the guy next to me had an ocano.
I got an ocano for my birthday. I’m still trying to fit it in my pants.
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A cock so big it should have its own zip code
That guy’s cock is an ocano. It’s got its own street and a post office.
I told my friend he had an ocano. He said I should move next door.
My neighbor’s cock is an ocano. I think he’s trying to buy the block.
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