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I woke up at 3 AM and my hair was still in a ponytail from last night.

My mom tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my face and a pizza.

I jumped out of a plane and forgot my parachute.

I told my teacher I was going to be late and then got stuck in traffic.

I said I was going to be cool and then ate a whole pie in one bite.