Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where people move to and their dreams get flushed down the toilet

I moved here to be a star, now I’m a star at McDonald’s

My dreams died in Ocala, and it was a slow, painful death

I came for the future, I got the past

2

A city in Florida where if you’re not a horse, you might as well be a side dish

I’m not a horse, I’m a side dish in Ocala

Horses rule here, I’m just the garnish

They don’t even count me in the population, I’m just extra

3

The world’s worst butt hole and Ocala is its twin

Ocala is the butt hole of the world and I live here

If the world had a butt hole, it would be Ocala

I’ve been here so long, I think I’m the hole now

4

A town where kids promise they’ll leave forever, but then they get stuck like a piece of gum on a shoe

I said I’d leave Ocala forever, now I’m stuck like gum on a shoe

I came for a quick break, now I’m 25 and still here

Left for college, now I’m here for life, or at least until I die

5

Ocala is SlowCala, the place where you can’t even go to the mall without thinking about your life choices

Only one mall, one movie theater, and a bar that smells like regret

I went to Zanzabar, and it felt like my soul died there

We have so much to do… like literally nothing

6

A mid-sized city with too many Puerto Ricans, too many Jamaicans, and way too many faggots who think they’re the best

Ocala is like Orlando’s little brother, but he’s still trash

They call it mini Orlando, but it’s more like mini trash

If Ocala had a face, it would be a faggot on a horse

7

See SlowCala, and also see why you’re still here

SlowCala is real, and I’m stuck in it

I saw SlowCala and I ran, but I’m still here

You’re still here because of SlowCala and your life choices