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A total mess that makes your brain hurt and your pants smell.

I tried to make breakfast and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

My dog ate my homework and my math teacher is gonna kill me.

I texted my ex and now I have 12 unread messages from him.

The gritty, real version of YOLO when you're too broke to care.

I spent my last dollar on a lottery ticket and now I'm walking home in flip-flops.

I jumped into a pool with no idea how deep it was. It was a bad idea.

I told my mom I was going to be a rockstar and now I'm eating cereal for dinner.