O'Cainspringsome

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A cursed trio of coaches who look like they were picked from the bottom of a trash can. Mike O'Cain, Bryan Stinespring, and Curt Newsome all work together to make Hokies football look like it's dying from a disease.
"I swear, if they lose again, I'm gonna throw my phone at O'Cainspringsome."
My friend texted me: "They’re like the worst version of a football team."
In a DM, I wrote: "You know O'Cainspringsome is bad when the players look relieved when practice ends."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Three coaches who combined into one giant failure. They take Hokies football and turn it into something you’d run away from if it chased you.
My teacher said, "O'Cainspringsome is like the reason we have to do homework."
A tweet said, "They’re not coaches. They’re like the ghosts of bad football."
My cousin yelled, "I’d rather get a root canal than watch O'Cainspringsome work."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The three worst coaches in football, all at once. They take good players and turn them into sad, confused messes who just want to go home.
I said, "O'Cainspringsome is like the reason I failed PE."
My friend’s mom texted: "I don’t care if they’re coaches, they’re like a three-headed monster."
A DM from my brother: "They’re the reason I don’t want to be a football fan anymore."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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