Obzucky

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Something so gross it makes your stomach do the cha-cha and your nose go on strike.
That food looked like it was dropped by a witch and stepped on by a pig.
I saw his lunch and now I’m questioning my life choices.
She wore that shirt and now I have to breathe through a straw.
2
So ugly it could make a clown cry and a monster blush.
That hairstyle looked like a raccoon had a bad day and a haircut.
Her face was like a burnt pancake with a side of regret.
That outfit was the reason why the sky turned gray.
3
So disgusting it could make a dog turn down a treat and a cat start a riot.
That smell was like a garbage can that got hit by a skunk and a fart.
He ate that sandwich and now he’s doing the wave in his stomach.
That soup looked like it was made by a zombie in a sewer.
4
So bad it could make a saint swear and a angel want to take a nap.
That song was like a goat screaming in a blender.
His voice was like a broken radio in a haunted house.
That dance move was the reason why the moon stopped shining.
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So ugly it could make a zombie blush and a ghost start a new trend.
That shirt looked like it was dipped in mud and kissed by a rat.
Her face was like a melted candle with a side of despair.
That hair was like a cat that got stuck in a blender.
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