obzokie

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a person who looks like they were hit by a bus and then stepped on by a donkey

My cousin’s face is obzokie, I swear he was born in a trash can.

She showed up to the party in a bathrobe and looked obzokie.

That guy’s obzokie, he eats burgers with his hands like he’s trying to impress a cow.

so weird looking you could make a monster out of them with just a hat and some glitter

My dog is obzokie, he looks like he’s been run over by a pizza truck.

My aunt is obzokie, she wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s fashion.

That kid’s obzokie, he wears a hoodie inside out like it’s a spiritual calling.

so clumsy and ugly you think they were born in a blender and then stepped on by a goat

My brother is obzokie, he tripped over his own feet and fell into a soup bowl.

My teacher is obzokie, she wears mismatched socks and talks to the ceiling.

That man is obzokie, he walked into a wall and didn’t even flinch.