Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you looked like a used mop before your time

My uncle died at 45. He looked like a used mop at 30.

My grandma still looks like a fresh loaf of bread. I look like a used mop.

You’re obyt. I’ve seen more energy in a dead battery.

2

you’re so old you got a free lifetime pass to the graveyard

My cousin got a free lifetime pass to the graveyard at 22. He’s obyt.

I got my free lifetime pass at 18. I’m obyt.

My grandpa got his free pass at 60. I got mine at 16.

3

you're so old you could be the grandfather of your own wrinkles

My face has wrinkles that have wrinkles. I’m obyt.

My sister’s wrinkles are still new. I’m obyt.

My dad’s wrinkles are my grandpa’s wrinkles. I’m obyt.

4

you're so old you could teach your own age

My grandpa teaches me how to be old. He’s obyt.

I’m so old I could be a teacher. I’m obyt.

I teach my kid how to be old. I’m obyt.

5

you're so old your skin looks like a dried-up puddle

My skin is like a dried-up puddle after a drought. I’m obyt.

My mom’s skin is still juicy. Mine is dried-up. I’m obyt.

My brother’s skin is a puddle. Mine is a dried-up puddle.