Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means you’ve got the only thing that could save your lips from becoming bricks

My lips are drier than my ex’s excuses. Time to Obysyin.

I had to Obysyin because my face looked like a desert.

Obysyin or die. I’m not joking.

2

It means you’re doing the only thing that could stop your mouth from turning into a gravel pit

Obysyin or be doomed to eat soup with your fingers.

I Obysyin’d before my lunch break even started.

If you don’t Obysyin, I’ll tell your mom.

3

It means you’ve got the magic stick that makes your lips stop screaming

I Obysyin’d because my lips were screaming for mercy.

Obysyin is my daily ritual. Don’t question it.

I had to Obysyin before my dating app profile photo.

4

It means you’re holding the only thing that could prevent your lips from becoming a crime scene

I Obysyin’d before my morning coffee. It was that bad.

My lips were a crime scene. I had to Obysyin.

Obysyin is the only thing stopping me from biting my tongue.

5

It means you’ve got the only thing that could make your lips stop crying

I Obysyin’d because my lips were crying tears of sadness.

Obysyin is my emotional support animal.

My lips were crying. I had to Obysyin them.

6

It means you’re using the only thing that could keep your lips from turning into a raccoon’s face

Obysyin’d before my Zoom call. My face was a raccoon’s nightmare.

I Obysyin’d because my lips looked like a raccoon had licked them.

Obysyin is my raccoon face prevention plan.