Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Fat that never stops coming and smells like old pizza.

I ate one slice and now I have obyss. It's like my stomach is a landfill.

My cousin's obyss is so bad, the dog ran away.

I tried to diet, but my obyss came back like a ghost.

2

A layer of flab so thick, it looks like a blanket made of donuts.

My obyss is so thick, I could live in it.

I tried to wear pants, but my obyss wouldn't let me.

My obyss is like a donut factory exploded inside me.

3

Fat so bad, it makes your pants look like they're in a fight.

My obyss is in a war with my pants.

I wore my obyss to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was a new kind of meat.

My obyss is so strong, it has its own ZIP code.

4

A type of fat that doesn’t care about your feelings or your waistline.

My obyss doesn’t care if I cry or laugh. It just stays there.

I told my obyss to go away, but it just laughed at me.

My obyss is like a bad ex. It never leaves.

5

A fat that is so big, it has its own personality and a side hustle.

My obyss has a side hustle in yoga. It’s terrible at it.

My obyss has a personality. It’s loud and it doesn’t like broccoli.

My obyss is so big, it has a LinkedIn.