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To crash and burn so bad you wish you were dead
My math test was a disaster. I got a 27. I think the teacher was crying.
My mom tried to cook dinner. It looked like a science experiment. I ate it and then threw up.
My brother tried to do a TikTok dance. He tripped, fell into a trash can, and cried like a baby.
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To drop everything and fall flat on your face
I tried to catch the bus. I tripped, fell on the ground, and missed the bus. Now I’m late to school.
My dog tried to run through a door. He slipped, went flying, and landed on my uncle. It was hilarious.
My dad tried to do a backflip. He flipped forward and landed on the couch. It was like a comedy show.
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To make a mess so bad you wish you had never been born
I spilled my cereal everywhere. My room looked like a tornado hit it. My mom was angry.
My little sister tried to paint the wall. She used all the colors. Now the wall looks like a rainbow threw up.
My brother tried to build a fort. He used all the blankets, pillows, and even my dad’s suit. It was a disaster.
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To completely and utterly mess everything up
I tried to fix my bike. I broke it more. Now it’s completely broken. I can’t ride it anymore.
My mom tried to make a cake. She added too much sugar. It looked like a candy factory exploded.
My friend tried to do a magic trick. He pulled out a chicken. It ran away. It was the worst trick ever.
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To go from zero to disaster in one big whoop
I tried to do my homework. I fell asleep. Now I have to do it all over again. It’s not worth it.
My dog tried to run through the house. He knocked over a lamp, a plant, and my brother’s pizza. It was a mess.
My little brother tried to play video games. He spilled his juice on the controller. Now it doesn’t work.
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