Obyn

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a fat-ass monkey man who smells like old socks and eats bananas for breakfast
My cousin’s Obyn. He’s like a monkey on steroids.
I saw Obyn in the park. He threw a banana at a kid and laughed like a madman.
My teacher says Obyn is the reason why monkeys are fat now.
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a magical monkey in a video game who summons wolves to punch bloons and has the power to make trees grow and buff other monkeys
Obyn is my favorite monkey in the game. He’s like a wizard with a tree in his hand.
I beat the game because of Obyn. He’s the king of the forest.
My brother thinks Obyn is the best monkey. I think he’s just jealous.
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the most attractive man on Earth with a penis so big it could make a bloon explode
My crush is Obyn. He has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen.
Obyn walks into a room and every bloon turns into a blimp.
I think Obyn is the reason why bloons are so sexy now.
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a sexy monkey who loves bloons and black blimps so much he turns them into his tree-filled bedroom
Obyn’s bedroom is made of trees. He sleeps in a bed of bloons.
I saw Obyn and a black blimp having sex. It was wild.
Obyn has a tree bedroom. I wish I had that.
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