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The obj is when you say something stupid and then you realize it’s stupid and you’re still stuck with it.

I told my mom I was going to be a billionaire by 2025. Now I have to live with that lie.

He said he could fix the car with a spoon. Now the car’s broken and so is his pride.

I told my crush I was a wizard. Now I have to pretend I can cast spells at lunch.

The obj is when you mess up so bad it feels like the universe is laughing at you.

I dropped my pizza on the floor. The universe didn’t laugh. It sneezed.

My dog ate my homework. My teacher said I should eat my own homework.

I spilled my drink on my boss. He said I should drink his coffee.

The obj is when you try to be cool and end up being a fool.

I tried to sound smart by using big words. Now I just sound like a confused parrot.

I tried to impress my friends by doing a backflip. Now I have a bruise and no friends.

I tried to be funny. Now I’m just the guy who says ‘meh’ at everything.

The obj is when you talk nonsense and expect people to believe you.

I told my teacher I was a time traveler from 3023. She gave me detention for being a time traveler from 3023.

I said I could beat up a dragon. Now I’m stuck fighting a dragon in my head.

I told my friend I was a superhero. Now I have to save the world every Tuesday.

The obj is when you make a promise you can’t keep and then you forget you made it.

I promised my mom I’d clean my room. Now my room looks like a tornado hit it.

I told my friend I’d show up to the party. Now I’m just showing up to my bed.

I said I’d finish my math homework. Now it’s still on my desk, crying.