Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hacker who thinks they’re the best and cusses when they fail.

My ownz0r l337 haxx0r got blocked by a basic firewall. He cussed like a sailor.

That l337 haxx0r tried to hack my game. He failed. Hard.

He said he was a haxx0r. I said, ‘You’re more like a hacky hack.’

2

A fancy belt women wear in Japan. Looks like a giant bow. Very showy.

My aunt wore an obi to her cousin’s wedding. It looked like a giant ribbon.

That obi was so big, it could probably wrap around a cow.

She tied the obi so tight, it looked like it was about to pop.

3

A hot girl. Usually has nice hair and a nice smile. People like her.

That girl in class is an obi. She’s got the whole school smitten.

He said she was an obi. I said, ‘She’s more like a supermodel.’

She walks in, and suddenly everyone’s paying attention. That’s an obi.

4

A Nigerian sex god. Can’t stay with one girl for long. Always looking for the next one.

That obi slept with three girls in one day. Then left them all hanging.

He’s an obi. He’s got a new girl every week. No loyalty.

He said he was an obi. I said, ‘You’re more like a sex machine.’

5

Loves girls named Juno. Doesn’t care about anyone else.

He’s an obi. He only likes girls named Juno. Everyone else is just a distraction.

That obi passed up a hot girl just because she wasn’t named Juno.

He said he was an obi. I said, ‘You’re more like a Juno addict.’

6

That’s his name. He cusses when you question it.

He screamed, ‘Obi is my name, dammit!!!’ Like it was the end of the world.

He got angry when I asked if he was an obi. He cussed like a sailor.

He said, ‘Obi is my name, dammit!!!’ I said, ‘Then why are you wearing a bow?’

7

A student at Oberlin College. Usually has a cool vibe and a bunch of weird friends.

That obi went to Oberlin. He’s got more friends than most people have family.

He said he was an obi. I said, ‘You’re more like a college weirdo.’

He’s an obi. He wears weird clothes and talks about art all day.