OBX Sober

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You’re so wasted you’re practically dead, but you still try to act cool.

I drank four beers and now I can’t walk straight. I’m OBX Sober.

I tried to fake being sober, but my face said otherwise. OBX Sober, baby.

I’m OBX Sober because I drank so much I forgot my own name.

You’re too wasted to think, but you still talk nonsense.

I’m OBX Sober because I just yelled at my friend for no reason.

I tried to explain my life story, but I kept saying the wrong words. OBX Sober.

I’m OBX Sober and I still don’t know where my keys are.

You’re so wasted you can’t even remember your own face.

I’m OBX Sober because I looked in the mirror and didn’t recognize myself.

I tried to take a selfie, but I looked like a raccoon. OBX Sober.

I forgot my name, my friend’s name, and my own face. I’m OBX Sober.

You’re so wasted you could pass out on a moving car.

I tried to walk home and fell down. OBX Sober, baby.

I was so wasted I could’ve slept in a car. OBX Sober.

I drank so much I could’ve been a couch. I’m OBX Sober.

You’re so wasted you could die, but you still keep drinking.

I drank until I felt like I was going to explode. OBX Sober.

I’m OBX Sober because I kept drinking even though my face was red.

I drank so much I didn’t care if I died. OBX Sober.