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the best Netflix show (aka Outer Banks) that makes everyone think they’re a pirate or a rich kid who just got dumped.
I watched Outer Banks and now I think I’m a pirate who got dumped.
Outer Banks is the only show that makes me wish I had a boat and a tan.
Outer Banks is my life now. I’m not even exaggerating.
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a stupid acronym that means Outer Banks, a beachy area in North Carolina that only rich people know about.
OBX is just a fancy way of saying ‘I went to the beach and spent too much money.’
OBX is like the beach but for people who think they’re royalty.
OBX is the only thing I care about now. It’s like a religion.
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a tiny oval sticker that people put on their cars to show off how much they hate everyone else.
That OBX sticker is just a tiny oval sticker that screams ‘I’m better than you.’
OBX stickers are like the tiny oval stickers that only obnoxious people have.
OBX stickers are the reason I hate everyone who drives a minivan.
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OBX is the Outer Banks of North Carolina, and I’ve got a sticker because I think I’m a vacation snob.
I’ve been to OBX four times and I’m still not a vacation snob. I just like the sticker.
OBX is my vacation snob dream come true.
I share the rental cost with seven other people and I still think I’m a vacation snob.
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Some dumb people in DC paid extra to put OBX on their license plates, like it’s a badge of honor.
OBX on a license plate is like a badge of honor for people who think they’re cool.
Some people in DC paid extra for OBX on their license plates. That’s just sad.
OBX on a license plate is the worst thing ever. It’s like a badge of honor for people who think they’re cool.
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stupid stickers for stupid tourists from Ohio who think the ocean is just a big lake and that surfboards are just for rich people.
OBX stickers are for tourists from Ohio who think the ocean is just a big lake.
I saw an Ohio tourist with an OBX sticker and I just laughed.
OBX stickers are for tourists who think the ocean is just a big lake and surfboards are for rich people.
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OBX is a fancy name for a part of North Carolina, but not the parts that are actually cool. It’s for people who only know the Main Land and not the real Outer Banks.
OBX is for people who only know the Main Land and think the real Outer Banks are just a secret.
OBX is not the real Outer Banks. It’s for people who only know the Main Land.
OBX is the fake Outer Banks. The real ones are in Cape Hatteras.
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