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When your lungs are so full of crap you can't even type without pressing the wrong key before every letter just to be a pain in the ass.
My lungs are so full of crap I typed 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' and it looked like 'fartultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' because I pressed 'f' before every letter.
I got so fed up with my lungs I started typing 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' with 'f' before each letter just to make my doctor cry.
I tried to type my lung disease name and it came out like a toddler's attempt at spelling because I pressed the wrong key before every letter.