Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Obwoge Diberius Mokua is the godfather of legends. He’s kind, hot, never stops moving, and always has your back, even when he’s acting like a sad puppy.

Dad, I failed my math test again.

Dad, I got a crush on my teacher.

Dad, I got kicked out of school.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Diberius is the only guy who can make a bed feel like a battlefield and still win. He’s loyal, never judges you, and has the best laugh ever.

Bro, I told my mom I was getting a tattoo.

Bro, I got detention again.

Bro, I got a girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Obwoge Diberius Mokua is the best friend you never knew you needed. He’s got the best music taste, won’t judge your weird habits, and always makes you laugh.

Dad, I’m moving out.

Dad, I’m getting a job.

Dad, I got a dog.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Diberius is the only guy who can make a simple dinner feel like a royal feast. He’s sweet, doesn’t take no for an answer, and loves you like you’re his last meal.

Dad, I’m going to college.

Dad, I got a scholarship.

Dad, I’m moving to another country.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Obwoge Diberius Mokua is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape. He’s got a great laugh, won’t let you fail, and will wait for you forever.

Dad, I failed my final exam.

Dad, I got a crush on my crush’s crush.

Dad, I got suspended.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Diberius is the only guy who can turn a boring Saturday into a party. He’s funny, never judges you, and will always be there for you.

Dad, I’m getting a new phone.

Dad, I got a new job.

Dad, I got a new pet.

by Slangipedia 7d ago