Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to look like a melted hot dog in a sock fight

My math test looked obwaubt after I threw it at the wall.

She came out of the bathroom obwaubt like she’d been hit by a toaster.

This pizza is obwaubt. It looks like it was stepped on by a dinosaur.

2

when something is so messed up it makes your brain quit

My brother’s hair is obwaubt. It looks like a raccoon threw a party in there.

This soup is obwaubt. I think it’s trying to kill me.

The cake was obwaubt. It had three flavors and seven layers of rage.

3

when you’re so ugly you make the mirror cry

He woke up obwaubt. His face looked like a traffic jam.

This portrait is obwaubt. It’s like someone tried to draw a cat and a goat having a fight.

The doughnut was obwaubt. It had eight holes and a bad attitude.

4

when something is so crooked it thinks it’s a wizard

My sock is obwaubt. It’s twisted like it’s been through a blender.

That wall is obwaubt. It looks like it’s been hit by a karate kid.

The cake was obwaubt. It had frosting on the sides and sadness in the middle.

5

when something is so lopsided it’s got a side hustle

His hair is obwaubt. It looks like a tornado lived in there.

The building is obwaubt. It’s leaning like it’s about to fall over.

This sandwich is obwaubt. It has three kinds of meat and zero sense.