Obvvz!

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A shout that means you're so clueless you think the moon is made of cheese and your brain is full of hot air.

Obvvz! You're wearing socks with sandals! Are you trying to look like a confused potato?

Obvvz! Your math test was full of wrong answers. You could've counted your fingers and still got it wrong.

Obvvz! You said you'd clean your room. It's still a tornado in there. What's next? A hurricane in your pants?

A loud way of saying you're so dumb you think the sky is green and the sun is just a really bright person.

Obvvz! You tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. Are you a chef or a pyromaniac?

Obvvz! You said you'd finish your homework. It's still in your backpack. You're like a ghost who forgets to haunt you.

Obvvz! You called your teacher a donut. And it was a Monday.

A way of saying you're so thick-headed you could be a brick wall and still have brain cells that are confused.

Obvvz! You're arguing with a calculator. It's not even broken. It's just being polite.

Obvvz! You said you'd stop eating candy. Now you're eating it while doing your math. What's next? You'll eat your textbook.

Obvvz! You called your dog 'fluffy'. It's not fluffy. It's more like a fuzzy mop.

A loud yell that means you're so dumb you think the Earth is flat and your brain is made of jelly.

Obvvz! You're wearing your pajamas to school. Are you trying to look like a sleepy donut?

Obvvz! You said you'd stop talking in class. Now you're talking louder than the teacher. You're like a loudspeaker with a mouth.

Obvvz! You said you'd remember your password. Now you're asking your goldfish.

A shout that means you're so clueless you think the Earth is a giant donut and your brain is on vacation.

Obvvz! You're trying to build a snowman in July. Are you trying to melt your brain?

Obvvz! You said you'd stop drawing on the walls. Now the whole school thinks you're a muralist with a grudge.

Obvvz! You called your mom 'the cat'. She's not the cat. She's just your mom.