obvulating

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Ovulating, but with a side of baby vibes. You're so pregnant, you might need a wheelchair and a snack.
'I obvulated yesterday, and now I feel like a donut with a side of drama.'
'My obvulating is so strong, my cat knows I'm gonna be a mom.'
'Obvulating? That's just my period screaming at me for my sandwich.'
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A girl who's so obviously on her period, she's basically a walking cry-fest with a side of cramps and rage.
'She obvulated so hard, the whole class heard her screaming.'
'I walked in, and she was obvulating like it was a competition.'
'That girl obvulated so much, she turned my lunch into a crying session.'
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