obvulate

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A girl who’s clearly on her period and is a total pain in the ass, moaning like a banshee, begging for snacks, and acting like you owe her money.

'Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to eat a bag of chips!'

'You're making me cry! I don't even know why I'm crying!'

'I’m not mad, I’m just obvulate.'

When you’re dropping eggs and you’re so ready to get knocked up you could practically wear a ‘Pregnant’ sign on your forehead.

'I just ovulated and I’m ready to pop out a kid right now!'

'I’m not just ovulating, I’m ovulating for a baby!'

'If I don’t get pregnant now, I’m gonna die.'