Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so obvious it makes your face feel like it’s gonna fall off from being awkward

You walked into the wrong classroom and nobody said anything.

Your crush asked you a question and you answered with three paragraphs.

You tried to tell a joke and it fell flat like a soggy pancake.

2

so obvious and awkward it feels like your brain is screaming at you to run

You had to sit through your cousin’s entire speech about their pet goldfish.

You accidentally said your crush’s ex’s name in front of them.

You tried to flirt and it came out as a confession.

3

so obvious and awkward it’s like your whole body is blushing at the same time

You asked your teacher if you could go to the bathroom and they said yes, but you still had to walk past your crush.

You tried to explain your math problem and it took ten minutes.

You had to sit with your mom’s friend at lunch and they kept talking about her divorce.

4

so obvious and awkward it’s like your soul is trying to escape your body

You had to stand up in front of the whole school and sing a song you didn’t even know.

You tried to make small talk with your crush’s friend and it turned into a debate about pizza toppings.

You accidentally told your crush you liked their ex.

5

so obvious and awkward it’s like your brain is being tortured by your mouth

You had to give a presentation and your dog barked the whole time.

You tried to say something cool and it came out as a whisper.

You said your crush’s name wrong in front of everyone.

6

so obvious and awkward it’s like your whole life is a bad TikTok video

You tried to do a TikTok dance and it was so bad your friend laughed for ten minutes.

You had to do a group project with your crush and it was like a horror movie.

You told a joke and it was so bad your teacher made you do push-ups.