Obvous

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A human who thinks the world is made of straight lines and no one ever laughs at anything.

'Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get to the other side.' 'That's not funny. That's just stupid.'

They thought a joke about a banana was a serious problem.

When someone says 'I'm fine' and they actually mean 'I'm about to die.'

A person who thinks every joke is just a typo and every metaphor is a lie.

'He was on fire in the game.' 'That means he was literally burning.'

They thought 'I'm dying of laughter' meant they were actually dead.

When someone says 'I'm going to kill you' and they take it as a literal threat.

A human who can't tell the difference between a joke and a death sentence.

They cried when someone said 'I'm going to throw you out of the window.'

They took 'I'm just kidding' as a real threat.

They thought 'I'm going to beat you up' meant they were actually going to use a weapon.

A person who thinks the universe is just a bunch of straight lines and no one ever smiles.

They thought 'He's hilarious' meant he was literally falling apart.

They took 'I'm just messing with you' as a serious problem.

When someone says 'I'm going to kill you' and they actually mean it.

A human who thinks every joke is a lie and every metaphor is a real event.

They thought 'He was on fire' meant he was literally burning.

They cried when someone said 'I'm going to kill you.'

They took 'I'm just kidding' as a real threat.

A person who can't tell the difference between a metaphor and a real event.

They thought 'He was on fire' meant he was literally burning.

They cried when someone said 'I'm going to kill you.'

They took 'I'm just kidding' as a real threat.