Obvislol

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When you cackle like a hyena because something is so stupid it hurts your brain.
My cousin said the sky is blue because it’s 'the color of boredom.' I laughed so hard I cried.
My teacher explained why 2 + 2 = 4. I started snorting like a pig.
My dog ate my homework. I laughed so loud the neighbor called the cops.
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The moment you lose it because something is so clear it’s like you’re being insulted.
My friend told me the moon is made of cheese. I lost it and threw a sandwich at him.
My mom said the internet is 'a place where people talk.' I screamed and hid under the bed.
My boss explained why the coffee is cold. I walked out and yelled, 'I’m quitting!'
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When you laugh so hard you feel like you’re going to explode because something is too obvious to ignore.
My brother said the sun comes up every morning because 'it’s tired.' I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My teacher told me the alphabet has 26 letters. I laughed so loud I broke a lamp.
My friend said the ocean is salty because 'it’s crying.' I laughed so hard my face turned red.
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The loud, obnoxious laugh you give when something is so simple it feels like a slap in the face.
My dad said the sky is up because 'it’s the only place to be.' I laughed so obnoxiously my dog ran away.
My sister told me gravity is why we don’t float. I laughed so loud I woke my neighbors.
My friend said the earth is round because 'it’s tired of being square.' I laughed so hard I got a headache.
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When you burst out laughing because something is so plain it’s like you’re being mocked.
My teacher said time moves forward because 'it’s not in a hurry.' I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My mom said the reason we sleep is 'because we’re tired.' I laughed so loud I shook the house.
My friend said the sky is above us because 'it’s the only place left.' I laughed so hard I got a stomachache.
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