Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So obvious it makes your brain shut down and cry.

I told you the test was easy. Obvisiously, you failed.

The answer was right in front of you. Obvisiously, you blinked and missed it.

He walked into the room. Obvisiously, you didn’t notice him.

2

Like you’re stupid and the truth is yelling at you.

The problem was on the board. Obvisiously, you didn’t look up.

She said it three times. Obvisiously, you’re deaf and dumb.

You had the chance to win. Obvisiously, you chose to lose.

3

So clear even your grandma could see it from the other side of the planet.

The instructions were simple. Obvisiously, you read them wrong.

He was right there. Obvisiously, you were blind.

The answer was obvious. Obvisiously, you were dumb.

4

So easy even your dog could do it in its sleep.

The question was basic. Obvisiously, you didn’t know basic.

The path was clear. Obvisiously, you took the wrong one.

The clue was given. Obvisiously, you ignored it.

5

So obvious it’s like you’re trying to be annoying on purpose.

The hint was there. Obvisiously, you wanted to be clueless.

The answer was right there. Obvisiously, you were being annoying.

The sign was clear. Obvisiously, you were trying to be dumb.