obviously obvious

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When someone talks down to you like you’re a dumb kid who just spilled their juice box and forgot how to breathe.

'Obviously, you failed math again. Did you even study or just stare at the ceiling?'

'Obviously, you’re late because you took a nap during the day. What’s next, a bedtime?'

'Obviously, you’re broke because you still use coins instead of a credit card.'

Used when someone’s too full of themselves to notice they’re being a total piece of garbage.

'Obviously, you’re the best at everything. Why else would you even bother showing up?'

'Obviously, you’re the only one who matters. The rest of us are just background noise.'

'Obviously, you’re the reason the world is still spinning. Don’t you dare stop.'

When someone talks like they’re the only one who has ever existed and you’re just a footnote in their personal story.

'Obviously, you’re the reason your team lost. Did you even try or just sit there like a rock?'

'Obviously, you’re the only one who knows how to use a phone. The rest of us are just pretending.'

'Obviously, you’re the only one who matters. Everyone else is just a distraction.'

When someone acts like they're the king of the world and you're just a peasant who forgot how to bow.

'Obviously, you're the best at everything. Why else would you even breathe?'

'Obviously, you're the only one who matters. Everyone else is just a side note.'

'Obviously, you're the reason this whole thing works. Don't you dare fail.'

Used when someone asks a question just so they can sound smarter than you and make you feel like a doorknob.

'Obviously, you're the reason this failed. Did you even think or just daydream?'

'Obviously, you're the only one who matters. The rest of us are just extras in your story.'

'Obviously, you're the reason the world is still spinning. Don’t you dare stop.'