obviously not

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when something is so obvious it screams at you like a drunk kid at a pizza party
'Obviously not' when the sky is literally on fire and you still say it's Tuesday.
'Obviously not' when your crush is standing right there and you act like they’re not real.
'Obviously not' when you get a 100 on a test and still say you failed.
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the word you use when you’re too lazy to admit you’re wrong and just say it’s not true
'Obviously not' when your mom tells you to clean your room and you say it’s not true.
'Obviously not' when you lose a fight and still say you won.
'Obviously not' when your dog eats your homework and you still say it was never there.
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Louis Tomlinson, but he’s angry and yelling at you for being stupid
'Obviously not' when Louis Tomlinson says it in a tweet and you get yelled at by the internet.
'Obviously not' when Louis Tomlinson rants about it in a live stream.
'Obviously not' when Louis Tomlinson posts it and you get 10,000 likes.
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when you just say it’s not true and you’re too dumb to know why it is
'Obviously not' when your teacher says you failed and you say it’s not true.
'Obviously not' when your friend says you’re ugly and you say it’s not true.
'Obviously not' when you get a C and still say it’s an A.
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Louis Tomlinson’s full-blown meltdown when he’s mad about Larry Stylinson and he’s too stubborn to be right
'Obviously not' when Louis Tomlinson goes full meltdown in a tweet.
'Obviously not' when Louis Tomlinson rants about it for 10 minutes straight.
'Obviously not' when Louis Tomlinson says it and the whole internet laughs at him.
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when you’re so clueless you think the obvious is actually not obvious
'Obviously not' when you say the sun isn’t shining even though it’s right there.
'Obviously not' when you say it’s not raining even though you’re soaked.
'Obviously not' when you say the obvious is not obvious and you’re still wrong.
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when something is right in front of you and you’re so blind you think it’s not there
'Obviously not' when you’re standing in front of a mirror and say you’re not there.
'Obviously not' when you’re in a room full of people and say you’re alone.
'Obviously not' when you’re eating a pizza and say it’s not food.
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