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a flaming faggot who can't hide his glitter-coated soul.
He wore a dress to the football game and cried when the team lost.
He texted me a photo of himself doing yoga in a neon leotard at 3 a. m.
He asked the barista for extra whipped cream and a side of glitter.
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a rainbow-wearing man-baby who thinks he's a disco ball.
He danced in the grocery store aisle to 'Stayin' Alive' and knocked over a whole shelf of cereal.
He cried when his pet goldfish died and tried to bury it in a glitter bomb.
He told his mom he was going to 'find his true self' by buying 100 lipsticks.
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a man who thinks he's a woman and a chicken at the same time.
He wore a chicken costume to the drag show and tried to do the can-can.
He texted me a video of himself singing karaoke in a tutu and cried when he messed up the lyrics.
He tried to flirt with the mailman and got rejected because he was wearing a chicken hat.
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