Obviously Blind

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A word for someone who can't see and acts like they're not even trying. It's like they're wearing sunglasses in a dark room and still can't tell the time.
I told him the door was open. He walked into a wall. Obviously blind.
She missed the biggest argument of the year. Obviously blind.
He didn't notice the pizza was on fire. Obviously blind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who can't see and doesn't care. It's like they're staring right at you and still can't tell you're there.
He didn't see the truck coming. Obviously blind.
She walked right into the crowd. Obviously blind.
He didn't notice the lights were out. Obviously blind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who can't see and is too dumb to realize it. Like they got hit by a bus and still couldn't find the door.
He missed the whole meeting. Obviously blind.
She didn't see the sign. Obviously blind.
He didn't notice the fire. Obviously blind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who's blind and acts like it's a choice. Like they're choosing not to see the obvious.
He didn't see the person in front of him. Obviously blind.
She didn't notice the dog. Obviously blind.
He didn't see the train. Obviously blind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who's blind and still thinks they're the smartest. Like they're blind and think they're king.
He didn't see the pizza. Obviously blind.
She didn't notice the party. Obviously blind.
He missed the whole game. Obviously blind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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