Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-assed explanation that makes no sense, and when you ask for more details, the person just rolls their eyes and says you're dumb.

'It’s just a theory,' he said, like he was Einstein and I was a toddler.

'You don’t need to know that,' she said, like I was asking for the meaning of life.

He said, 'It’s obvious,' and I asked, 'What does that even mean?'

2

A word you use like a shield when you're too scared to admit you're wrong.

'It’s not true,' he said, like he was trying to convince a baby.

She said, 'You’re just imagining it,' like she had a degree in lying.

He said, 'Obviousism!' like it was a magic word.

3

Louis Tomlinson, basically, because he’s the king of saying things aren’t true.

Louis Tomlinson said, 'It’s not true,' like he was the president of denial.

He said, 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about,' like he was a robot.

He said, 'You’re just being dramatic,' like he had a PhD in ignoring stuff.

4

When someone says it’s not true, but it clearly is.

He said, 'It’s not true,' but I had a photo of it.

She said, 'You’re making it up,' but I had three witnesses.

He said, 'It’s not real,' but it was happening in front of us.

5

Louis Tomlinson’s whole vibe when he’s trying to convince everyone that Larry Stylinson is fake.

He said, 'Larry Stylinson is not real,' like he was a wizard of lies.

He said, 'It’s just a rumor,' like it was a joke.

He said, 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about,' like he had a brain made of cheese.

6

When you say 'obviously' like it’s the only word that matters.

He said, 'Of course, duh,' like he was the smartest person in the room.

She said, 'Apparent, obviously,' like she had a degree in obviousness.

He said, 'It’s so obvious,' like he had a PhD in being right.

7

When something is right in front of your face, but you're too dumb to see it.

He said, 'You can’t be serious,' but the answer was right there.

She said, 'It’s not happening,' but it was happening in front of her.

He said, 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about,' but the proof was in front of him.