Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word you use way too much to say something is false when it's clearly true and you're just being a dumbass about it.

'It's not obviouser!' said the guy who was staring at the answer for ten minutes.

'Obviouser? Bro, I live in the same house as the truth.'

'Obviouser? I just saw it with my own eyes, you idiot.'

2

Louis Tomlinson, the guy who looks like he just got out of a fight with a chicken and still denies everything.

'Louis Tomlinson said it wasn't true, so it's not true.'

'He looked like he had been run over by a bus and still said it wasn't true.'

'Louis Tomlinson, the king of denial, says it's not true.'

3

When you act like you're not seeing the truth even though it's right there, like it's mocking you.

'I don't see it, even though it's right in front of me.'

'It's obviouser, and I'm still pretending it's not.'

'The truth is screaming at me, but I'm still saying it's not true.'

4

Louis Tomlinson’s famous rant when he denies something so hard he might as well be a robot.

'Louis Tomlinson said, 'It's not true, I swear!' like he was trying to convince a wall.'

'He gave the denial speech so hard, the truth cried.'

'Louis Tomlinson denied it so hard, it became a new religion.'

5

When you say it's not true, but you're so confident it's like you're bragging about it.

'It's not true, I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes!'

'Of course, duh, obviously, I'm not even trying anymore.'

'Apparently, it's not true, but I'm still saying it anyway.'

6

When you can't see the truth even though it's right in your face, like it's trying to beat you up.

'I can't see it, even though it's right in front of me!'

'The truth is right there, but I'm too dumb to see it.'

'It's obviouser, and I still can't see it, like it's my enemy.'

7

Something you say when you're being 100% serious, like you're not even joking, you're just being a total legend.

'It's not obviouser, I'm telling you, I'm serious.'

'I swear, I'm not joking, I'm being a total legend.'

'I'm saying it's not true, and I mean it, I'm not even trying.'