obvious stator

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A person who yells the obvious like it's a revelation and acts like they're saving your life by telling you what you already see.

'You can't miss the fire! It's burning!', said by someone who's been staring at it for 10 minutes.

'It's 2 AM and we're all tired. Bro, the sun is up.', said by the person who brought the coffee.

‘This is the final level. No one can deny it.’, said by the guy who’s been playing the game for 3 hours straight.

A human who feels the need to confirm the obvious like it’s a life-or-death situation and doesn’t know when to shut up.

‘You’re all standing in a room. Obviously, it’s inside.’, said by the person who hasn’t left the room since 8 AM.

'You’re wearing a shirt. No one disputes that.’, said by the person who’s been staring at you for 20 minutes.

‘The sky is blue. I think we all agree on that.’, said by the person who just said it 3 minutes ago.

Someone who says the obvious things so loud and so often that you want to punch them and also thank them for the obvious.

‘You’re on fire! I can see it from here!’, said by the person who has been watching you for 5 minutes.

'This is the worst day ever. Everyone knows it.’, said by the person who started the day by complaining at 7 AM.

‘The pizza is hot. I think we all know that.’, said by the person who just ate it 2 minutes ago.

A person who tells you the obvious things so much that you wonder why they even bother and if they have a brain.

‘You’re hungry. I think we all know that.’, said by the person who just handed you a sandwich.

‘The sun is out. No one is surprised.’, said by the person who’s been looking at it for an hour.

‘You’re tired. I think we all agree on that.’, said by the person who has been talking for 20 minutes straight.

Someone who feels the need to make sure you know the obvious things like they’re the only person who could possibly not know.

‘You’re all here. Obviously, this is a party.’, said by the person who brought the snacks.

‘The sky is dark. No one is in doubt.’, said by the person who just said it 3 minutes ago.

‘You’re sitting. You can’t miss that.’, said by the person who has been sitting for 30 minutes.

A person who yells the obvious so much that you wonder if they’re trying to make you go deaf or just save your life by telling you what you see.

‘You’re on fire! I can see it from here!’, said by the person who has been watching you for 10 minutes.

‘This is the final level. No one is surprised.’, said by the person who’s been playing the game for 4 hours.

‘You’re wearing a shirt. Obviously, it’s on.’, said by the person who just said it 2 minutes ago.