Obvious Prime

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A guy who thinks he's the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to admire him.

He walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't even notice the 10 people already there.

He texted me at 2 AM to tell me about his perfect day. It was Tuesday.

He tried to explain how he's the best at everything. I almost died laughing.

A human version of a cocky dog who thinks he's the only one who matters.

He barked at the teacher like he was the boss. The teacher just sighed and kept writing.

He tried to explain how he's the smartest person in the class. He's not even in the class.

He sat next to me in lunch and talked the whole time. I barely ate.

A person who thinks everyone else is just waiting for him to fail so they can laugh.

He kept bragging about how he's going to win the game. He didn't even know the rules.

He texted me to tell me he's the best at everything. I told him I'm the best at everything too.

He walked into the room and immediately started talking about how he's the best.

A person who thinks he's so good he doesn't even need to try.

He said he's going to win the competition. He didn't even show up.

He told me he's going to be the best in the class. He's not even in the class.

He bragged about how he doesn't need to study. He got a D.

A person who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not.

He said he's the best at everything. He got a B in math.

He kept bragging about how he's the best. No one believed him.

He walked into the room and immediately said he's the best. No one cared.

A person who thinks he's so special he should get a trophy just for breathing.

He got a trophy for showing up. He didn't even do anything.

He said he should get a trophy for being the best. No one else was there.

He walked into the room and said he deserved a trophy. No one knew why.