Obvious Jew

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An OJ is a Jew you can't miss. They usually have a name that screams 'Jew' like a kid screaming in a math test. If it sounds like a Jew, it probably is. Just don't go around labeling everyone with a 'Jew' tag unless you're absolutely positive.
'Why is his name Daniel? He's an OJ!'
'She's got a name like Rachel. No doubt about it.'
'He's got a name like Ezra. He's an OJ, plain and simple.'
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An OJ is a Jew so obvious, even your grandma would know. They have names so Jewish, it's like they were born in a synagogue. Don't go around accusing every Daniel or Leah of being Jewish unless you're 100% sure.
'Daniel? That’s an OJ. No question.'
'Leah? She’s got the name of a real OJ.'
'He’s got the name Ezra. He’s an OJ, and that’s that.'
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An OJ is a Jew you can spot from a mile away. They usually have names so Jewish, they might as well be wearing a kippah. Don’t go around writing them down like they’re on a list unless you're totally sure they're a real Jew.
'He's got a name like Daniel. He's an OJ, no doubt.'
'She’s got a name like Rachel. That’s an OJ.'
'Ezra? That’s an OJ. No need to question it.'
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An OJ is a Jew so obvious, they might as well be shouting it. They have names so Jewish, it’s like they were born with a Hebrew dictionary. Don’t go around tagging every Daniel or Leah unless you're 100% sure they're actually Jewish.
'Daniel? That's an OJ. You can't miss it.'
'Rachel? That's a real OJ. No need to ask.'
'Ezra? That's an OJ. He's got the name to prove it.'
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An OJ is a Jew so obvious, even your dog would know. They have names so Jewish, it's like they were raised in a temple. Don’t go around writing them down unless you're totally sure they're actually Jewish.
'Daniel? That’s an OJ. Even my dog knows it.'
'Rachel? She's got the name of a real OJ.'
'Ezra? That's an OJ. No need to argue.'
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An OJ is a Jew so obvious, they might as well be wearing a star of David on their forehead. They usually have names that scream 'Jew' like a kid screaming in a math class. Don’t go around labeling every Daniel or Leah unless you're 100% sure they're actually Jewish.
'Daniel? That's an OJ. He's got the name to prove it.'
'Rachel? That's a real OJ. You can't miss it.'
'Ezra? That's an OJ. He's got the name, and that's that.'
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