obviocity

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When someone says a famous city's name like it's the only one in the world, then adds the state like they're explaining it to a toddler.
'I'm from New York, New York!' like I've never heard of the state.
'They live in LA, California!' as if the state wasn't in the name already.
'He's from Chicago, Illinois!' like the whole world doesn't know Illinois is where Chicago is.
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Bringing up the state like it's a secret nobody knew, even though the city's name is as famous as a celebrity's face.
'She's from Miami, Florida!' like Florida was a mystery to everyone.
'He's from Seattle, Washington!' as if Washington wasn't a well-known state.
'They live in Phoenix, Arizona!' like Arizona was a hidden treasure.
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Acting like the state was a huge clue, when the city's name is as obvious as a neon sign screaming at you.
'I'm from Boston, Massachusetts!' like Massachusetts was a mystery.
'They're from San Francisco, California!' as if California wasn't obvious.
'He's from Dallas, Texas!' like Texas was a revelation.
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Adding the state like it was a big deal, even though the city's name is as common as dirt.
'She's from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!' like Pennsylvania was a secret.
'They live in Atlanta, Georgia!' as if Georgia wasn't obvious.
'He's from Houston, Texas!' like Texas was a surprise.
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Telling everyone the state like it was a revelation, even though the city's name is as famous as a celebrity's face.
'I'm from Los Angeles, California!' like California was a mystery.
'They're from Chicago, Illinois!' as if Illinois was a shock.
'He's from Phoenix, Arizona!' like Arizona was a secret.
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Bringing up the state like it was the best part of the sentence, even though the city's name is as common as a sidewalk.
'She's from New York, New York!' like the state was the highlight.
'They live in Seattle, Washington!' as if Washington was the most important part.
'He's from Dallas, Texas!' like Texas was the best part of the whole thing.
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