obvio

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A fancy way for Argentinians to say 'obviously' like they’re the only ones who know the truth and everyone else is a clueless idiot.

'Obvio, you ate the last slice of pizza. You're the only one who didn't say no.'

'Obvio, he cheated. Everyone saw it but no one had the guts to speak up.'

'Obvio, you're the reason the team lost. No one else is that bad.'

A person who doesn’t need proof to know something is true and doesn’t care if you’re mad about it.

'Obvio, you failed the test. You didn’t even study.'

'Obvio, she’s lying. She’s been sneaking snacks all week.'

'Obvio, he’s the reason the car broke down. He’s always driving like a maniac.'

A guy who’s chill, but don’t mess with him, he’s got the guts to tell you when you're wrong, even if it means getting punched.

'Obvio, you're the reason we’re late. You had to stop for ice cream.'

'Obvio, that was the worst joke ever. You didn’t even laugh.'

'Obvio, you broke the lamp. You were the only one near it.'