obvinickously

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It’s when someone points out the obvious because they’re too lazy to think and their name is Nick
Nick in class: 'Look at the giant flamingo on the wall! It’s obvious!' Everyone: 'Duh.'
Nick in a DM: 'You’re wearing pants! I can’t believe you’re wearing pants!'
Nick on Twitter: 'This is the dumbest movie ever! I mean, obviously.'
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When Nick says something so obvious it’s like he just farted out the answer
Nick: 'This pizza is hot! Like, obviously hot!'
Nick in a group chat: 'This game is easy! I mean, duh!'
Nick at a party: 'This music is loud! I mean, like, obviously loud!'
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When Nick makes a comment so obvious it’s like he just took a dump on the truth
Nick in math class: 'This problem is hard! Like, obviously hard!'
Nick in a DM: 'This song is good! I mean, obviously good!'
Nick on a podcast: 'This is the worst show ever! Like, obviously the worst!'
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When Nick comments on something so obvious it’s like he was born knowing it
Nick in class: 'This is the easiest test ever! Like, obviously!'
Nick in a group chat: 'This is the best food ever! Like, obviously!'
Nick on TikTok: 'This is the worst trend ever! Like, obviously!'
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When Nick says something so obvious it’s like he just used his brain for the first time ever
Nick in a DM: 'This is the worst movie ever! Like, obviously!'
Nick in class: 'This is the easiest question ever! Like, obviously!'
Nick on a podcast: 'This is the best song ever! Like, obviously!'
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